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There were men soldiers and women soldiers in an army camp,and every Sunday morning they all went to church,but a lot of the soldiers didn't like it much.There was a choir of men soldiers and Captain Jones was trying to find women soldiers to sing in it too ,but none of the ones in the camp offered to do this .

Then one day Captain Jones saw a new girl soldier.She was a tall.very beautiful girl.Captain Jones went to her and said:"Will you come and sing in the choir at our church please?"
The girl was very surprised and said:"but .sir,I can't sing at all"

"oh ,that doesn't matter at all.you don't need to sing.I only want someone to keep the men soldiers looking in front of them when they are in the church"

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Len was thirty years old and he had very long hair.He lived in a big city, but one year he didn't find any work there,so he went to a small town and began looking for work there. he went to a lot of place,but nobody wanted him .

Then he met an old friend,and this man said to him:"people in this town don't like long hair.why don't you go to a barber? He can cut a lot of it off,and then you can get some work.

Len went to a barber and said:"Please cut most of my hair off".Then barber began.He cut and cut for a long time and then he said:"Were you in army a few years ago?"

-Why did you ask that?

-Because I found your cap...!

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Mr and Mrs Yates had a daughter.her name was Carol and she was nineteen years old.Carol lived with parents and worked in an office.She had some friends, but she did not like any of the boys

Then she met a very nice young man.His name was George and he worked in a bank near her office.They went out together quite a lot and he came to  her house twice .Last week Carol went to her father and said:I am going to marry George,Daddy

"oh,yes"her father said."He is a nice boy-but has he got any money"

 Oh.men!all of you are the same...the daughter said angrily.I met George on the first of June and on the second he said to me:"Has your father got any money